Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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