it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
How external is "for external use only"?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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