i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
how drunk are you?
Several
Randomize
