it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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