They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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