Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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