her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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