I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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