the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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