how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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