I skipped work to stalk him.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Congratulations! We have a period
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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