The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
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