1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
splinters make it hard to masturbate
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
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