I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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