he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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