maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
