why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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