I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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