i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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