I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize