yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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