I didn't shave. On purpose
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Randomize
