Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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