they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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