Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I love you. Go after that dick
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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