therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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