So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
