super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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