i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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