Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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