She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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