I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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