The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
im on a boat
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