THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Send help, water and tortillas.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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