I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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