What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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