The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
vagina is talking i cant
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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