your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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