Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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