Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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