Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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