He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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