uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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