adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
My liver just had a heart attack.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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