we're blogging at a bar
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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