Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Dignity is for republicans.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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