Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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