Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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