just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
it hurts more in the daytime
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
