it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
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I need you to use more vowels.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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