dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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