Can Purell be used as lube?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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