No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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