Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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