Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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